HeyItsOpal

I wish their blood was made of Spinach Dip

fake-mermaid:

youdontknowhowidream:

You know what’s funny…shrek and monsters inc both came out in 2001… miley is 20… oh and TV was invented in the 1920’s…

jesus christ^

fake-mermaid:

youdontknowhowidream:

You know what’s funny…shrek and monsters inc both came out in 2001… miley is 20… oh and TV was invented in the 1920’s…

jesus christ^

kekkes:

overpriced

kekkes:

overpriced

swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us